Household Status:
Liam Messorem - Daddy, Werewolf, Young Adult.
Liam Messorem - Daddy, Werewolf, Young Adult.
Adilyn Messorem - Mommy, Witch, Young Adult.
Blaze Messorem - Boy #1, Werewolf, Teen.
Brylee Messorem - Girl #1, Witch, Teen.
Bastian Messorem - Boy #2, Werewolf, Teen.
Bethany Messorem - Girl #2, Werewolf, Teen.
Bentley Messorem - Boy #3, Werewolf, Teen.
Benny Messorem - Boy #4, Witch, Teen.
Belle Messorem - Girl #3, Werewolf, Teen.
Brielle Messorem - Girl #4, Witch, Child.
Briony Messorem - Girl #5, Witch, Child.
Bianca Messorem - Girl #6, Werewolf, Toddler.
Beona Messorem - Girl #7, Werewolf, Toddler.
Brighton Messorem - Boy #5, Witch, Burrito.
Brett Messorem - Boy #6, Werewolf, Burrito.
She's climbing in yo windows (walls?) and snatchin' yo people up!
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!
Briony decides to defy logic and climb into bed via outside.
Well, I mean... you do you, doll.
Another lady portrait for Bastian, I swear this boy is girl-crazy.
Belle picked the one outfit I didn't change the color of (therefore it doesn't match her normally-green theme) to wear around the house.
Yet she's still too pretty so I take pictures of her anyways.
Homework time for Brielle!
Then she and Benny went outside to shoot some hoops in front of the basically unused motive mobiles!
The eldest twins worked in the garden and I stare at the merciless day counter telling me they'll be leaving soon.
Whyyyyy?
I'm both excited and saddened by this.
Looks like Bastian needs to move on to his NEXT lady picture. Bentley, meanwhile, paints all sorts of odds and ends.
Liam is as Liam does. Bees. Bees. Bees. Oh, and who needs protection?
Bianca and Beona are hilariously different. I zoomed in on each one and:
Bianca: ME ANGRY.
Beona: OOH, YAY!
In the downtime of the afternoon I have the kids work on attention related wishes. I then realized I had a bunch of freetime for Adilyn and Liam so I decided to take advantage of that and have them teach the new teenagers Belle and Benny how to drive. Why not be ahead of the game for a bit?
Blaze and Brylee age up the next day, and everyone is holding their breaths.
In the meantime, they're great siblings and amazing helps around the house.
Toldya Bentley paints cool things too. XD
Beth check!
SO. FREAKING. CLOSE.
For those who cannot see it: $38,887/$40,000 and 3/5.
I decided to take care of that 3/5 number. I wanted the 5/5 to be the last thing required on her list so I could properly time the screenshots (whereas I can't tell if I'll get lucky on a hunt or not) so:
Blaze: Heeeeeey Joseph! That's your name right? Cool! It's Blaze from school. What's up my-man? Ah, you know, nothing much here. Just the usual routine dismemberment and sacrifices. Oh, speaking of which, would you mind coming over to help my sister with a quick project?
Blaze: Hahaha, don't be ridiculous, man! We wouldn't EAT you! That's plain gross. No, no... we'd cook you first.
Bethany: What's this I smell? Fresh meat?
Yea something like that. Your brother called overthe next sacrifice I MEAN friend.
Briony has discovered that logic pursuits can be done in flippers.
This discovery is not new, but it is equally as annoying as it always has been.
Boom! One teen down, and oh-ho what's this?
Bethany! Now's your chance! Go!
Bethany: Taste my bite!
Joseph: (high-pitched girly screams) NOOOOOO!
Joseph: I WAS TOLD I WOULD BE COOKED FIRST!
Bethany: Ow! Ow! Ow! Newspaper? My ENEMY! WHY?
Joseph: I VANQUISH THEE.
Bethany: Ow... my head... is your newspaper made of concrete er something?
Joseph: Oh... my... your eyes are gorgeous. I feel strangely attracted to you all of the sudden. I guess I never knew my fetish was beast women trying to bite me.
Bethany: You must be so strong to lift a concrete newspaper, I like that.
Joseph: I'm Joseph.
Bethany: I'm single. How old are you, muscle man?
(Livvie snorts so hard she nearly falls out of her chair) Well this took an unexpected turn.
Bethany: So, are you single too, hunk?
Joseph: Nope! I've got a girlfriend named Helen!
Bethany: (grumbling) oh great... Helen.
(Writer sneaks in, whisper-singing) Another one bites the dust.
Bethany: Hey! Our star signs are compatible! Maybe it's a sign?
Joseph: Well, they are star SIGNS.
Bethany: You're hopeless. Good thing you're cute!
Ode to "friendly" hugs.
Bethany: Let's speed this up. CATCH!"
Joseph: You're a really strange lady, if you wanted me to catch something, you shouldn't aim for my feet! I suddenly like you more though.
Bethany: Now that you like me more, do you think you can like-LIKE me more and maybe drop ol' Helen-butt?
Joseph: Ahhh I think I see the logical path this conversation is leading to. You're concerned that Helen isn't good enough for me.
Bethany: .......Sure... are you going to break up with her now?
Bethany: I suddenly have this deep hatred for Helen Jones.
Joseph: I suddenly feel like I should fear for my life.
Bethany: HI DADDY!
Joseph: (swallows) he's right behind me isn't he.
Liam: (squint intensifies) WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER, BOY. Oh, hi Bethy!
(Waves at broom holder but means it for Bethany)
Lol, Liam, SO scary!
Joseph: I DUNNO, BETH YOUR DAD IS RIGHT-muphmuph.
Bethany: What was that?
Joseph: Come back here, if I'm going to die I'd like to at least kiss you once more.
Belle: (struts in with formalwear) hey sis, glad dad hasn't killed your knew boyfriend yet. I wanted to make sure I didn't miss any of the action. I even got dressed for the occasion!
Bethany: You're wearing your formalwear...
Belle: Exactly, always dress your best when you're out to murder!
Joseph: (gulps)
Bethany: So... can we...
Joseph: Yes...?
Bethany: Maybe... possibly...
Joseph: (leans in) yes... yes?
Bethany: BE MY BEST FRIEND?
Joseph: HECK YES!
(Writer's eye twitches) I sense a disturbance in the force...
*Seven teens suddenly start snubbing Helen*
Huh... bet you didn't expect the WHOLE SCHOOL to snub you back... did ya, Helen?
Side note: I promise other people exist in the household, they're just boring so I'll latch onto whatever cool thing is actually going on.
Bethany: Soooo, now that we're BEST FRIENDS...!
Bethany: How's about you be my boyfriend?
Joseph: I thought you'd never ask!
Bethany: Aww, I love you babe. Let's make out, just in case you hate me later.
Joseph: Hate you...?
Bethany: Yeah!
Joseph: Why would I do-AHHHHHHH! (high-pitched girly screams)
Bethany: Blargha-Blargha-Blargha! (probably - I'm not good at lip reading this part).
Bethany: TAKE MY LOVE. TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT!
Can't you all just FEEL their love?
Joseph: My ruuuump!
Bethany: SACRIFICE TO THE GOOOOODDDSS!
Bethany: Wahoo! Congrats babe!
Joseph: My everything hurts.
Bethany: Suck it up, princess!
Bethany: You're mine now.
Bethany: I'm sorry for mauling your face with my love.
Joseph: Yeah, I guess I can forgive you. It was love after all.
I think I'm good to cut it off here! I have a bit more, but I've already covered a lot so...
See ya next time!
Benny Messorem - Boy #4, Witch, Teen.
Belle Messorem - Girl #3, Werewolf, Teen.
Brielle Messorem - Girl #4, Witch, Child.
Briony Messorem - Girl #5, Witch, Child.
Bianca Messorem - Girl #6, Werewolf, Toddler.
Beona Messorem - Girl #7, Werewolf, Toddler.
Brighton Messorem - Boy #5, Witch, Burrito.
Brett Messorem - Boy #6, Werewolf, Burrito.
She's climbing in yo windows (walls?) and snatchin' yo people up!
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!
Briony decides to defy logic and climb into bed via outside.
Well, I mean... you do you, doll.
Another lady portrait for Bastian, I swear this boy is girl-crazy.
Belle picked the one outfit I didn't change the color of (therefore it doesn't match her normally-green theme) to wear around the house.
Yet she's still too pretty so I take pictures of her anyways.
Homework time for Brielle!
Then she and Benny went outside to shoot some hoops in front of the basically unused motive mobiles!
The eldest twins worked in the garden and I stare at the merciless day counter telling me they'll be leaving soon.
Whyyyyy?
I'm both excited and saddened by this.
Looks like Bastian needs to move on to his NEXT lady picture. Bentley, meanwhile, paints all sorts of odds and ends.
Liam is as Liam does. Bees. Bees. Bees. Oh, and who needs protection?
Bianca and Beona are hilariously different. I zoomed in on each one and:
Bianca: ME ANGRY.
Beona: OOH, YAY!
In the downtime of the afternoon I have the kids work on attention related wishes. I then realized I had a bunch of freetime for Adilyn and Liam so I decided to take advantage of that and have them teach the new teenagers Belle and Benny how to drive. Why not be ahead of the game for a bit?
Blaze and Brylee age up the next day, and everyone is holding their breaths.
In the meantime, they're great siblings and amazing helps around the house.
Toldya Bentley paints cool things too. XD
Beth check!
SO. FREAKING. CLOSE.
For those who cannot see it: $38,887/$40,000 and 3/5.
I decided to take care of that 3/5 number. I wanted the 5/5 to be the last thing required on her list so I could properly time the screenshots (whereas I can't tell if I'll get lucky on a hunt or not) so:
Blaze: Heeeeeey Joseph! That's your name right? Cool! It's Blaze from school. What's up my-man? Ah, you know, nothing much here. Just the usual routine dismemberment and sacrifices. Oh, speaking of which, would you mind coming over to help my sister with a quick project?
Blaze: Hahaha, don't be ridiculous, man! We wouldn't EAT you! That's plain gross. No, no... we'd cook you first.
Bethany: What's this I smell? Fresh meat?
Yea something like that. Your brother called over
Briony has discovered that logic pursuits can be done in flippers.
This discovery is not new, but it is equally as annoying as it always has been.
Boom! One teen down, and oh-ho what's this?
Bethany! Now's your chance! Go!
Bethany: Taste my bite!
Joseph: (high-pitched girly screams) NOOOOOO!
Joseph: I WAS TOLD I WOULD BE COOKED FIRST!
Bethany: Ow! Ow! Ow! Newspaper? My ENEMY! WHY?
Joseph: I VANQUISH THEE.
Bethany: Ow... my head... is your newspaper made of concrete er something?
Joseph: Oh... my... your eyes are gorgeous. I feel strangely attracted to you all of the sudden. I guess I never knew my fetish was beast women trying to bite me.
Bethany: You must be so strong to lift a concrete newspaper, I like that.
Joseph: I'm Joseph.
Bethany: I'm single. How old are you, muscle man?
(Livvie snorts so hard she nearly falls out of her chair) Well this took an unexpected turn.
Bethany: So, are you single too, hunk?
Joseph: Nope! I've got a girlfriend named Helen!
Bethany: (grumbling) oh great... Helen.
(Writer sneaks in, whisper-singing) Another one bites the dust.
Bethany: Hey! Our star signs are compatible! Maybe it's a sign?
Joseph: Well, they are star SIGNS.
Bethany: You're hopeless. Good thing you're cute!
Ode to "friendly" hugs.
Bethany: Let's speed this up. CATCH!"
Joseph: You're a really strange lady, if you wanted me to catch something, you shouldn't aim for my feet! I suddenly like you more though.
Bethany: Now that you like me more, do you think you can like-LIKE me more and maybe drop ol' Helen-butt?
Joseph: Ahhh I think I see the logical path this conversation is leading to. You're concerned that Helen isn't good enough for me.
Bethany: .......Sure... are you going to break up with her now?
Bethany: I suddenly have this deep hatred for Helen Jones.
Joseph: I suddenly feel like I should fear for my life.
Bethany: HI DADDY!
Joseph: (swallows) he's right behind me isn't he.
Liam: (squint intensifies) WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER, BOY. Oh, hi Bethy!
(Waves at broom holder but means it for Bethany)
Lol, Liam, SO scary!
Joseph: I DUNNO, BETH YOUR DAD IS RIGHT-muphmuph.
Bethany: What was that?
Joseph: Come back here, if I'm going to die I'd like to at least kiss you once more.
Belle: (struts in with formalwear) hey sis, glad dad hasn't killed your knew boyfriend yet. I wanted to make sure I didn't miss any of the action. I even got dressed for the occasion!
Bethany: You're wearing your formalwear...
Belle: Exactly, always dress your best when you're out to murder!
Joseph: (gulps)
Bethany: So... can we...
Joseph: Yes...?
Bethany: Maybe... possibly...
Joseph: (leans in) yes... yes?
Bethany: BE MY BEST FRIEND?
Joseph: HECK YES!
(Writer's eye twitches) I sense a disturbance in the force...
*Seven teens suddenly start snubbing Helen*
Huh... bet you didn't expect the WHOLE SCHOOL to snub you back... did ya, Helen?
Side note: I promise other people exist in the household, they're just boring so I'll latch onto whatever cool thing is actually going on.
Bethany: Soooo, now that we're BEST FRIENDS...!
Bethany: How's about you be my boyfriend?
Joseph: I thought you'd never ask!
Bethany: Aww, I love you babe. Let's make out, just in case you hate me later.
Joseph: Hate you...?
Bethany: Yeah!
Joseph: Why would I do-AHHHHHHH! (high-pitched girly screams)
Bethany: Blargha-Blargha-Blargha! (probably - I'm not good at lip reading this part).
Bethany: TAKE MY LOVE. TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT!
Can't you all just FEEL their love?
Joseph: My ruuuump!
Bethany: SACRIFICE TO THE GOOOOODDDSS!
Bethany: Wahoo! Congrats babe!
Joseph: My everything hurts.
Bethany: Suck it up, princess!
Bethany: You're mine now.
Bethany: I'm sorry for mauling your face with my love.
Joseph: Yeah, I guess I can forgive you. It was love after all.
I think I'm good to cut it off here! I have a bit more, but I've already covered a lot so...
See ya next time!
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER, BOY. Oh, hi Bethy!" (Waves at broom holder but means it for Bethany)
ReplyDeleteLMAO, oh Liam, you are hilariously inept at being the scary dad.
Wow, was not expecting Bethany to make a boyfriend out of a bite victim...well technically, he was the boyfriend first, but anyway. They are adorable together, good choice Bethy!
Liam is... something. Hilariously in my legacy he grew up around a line of men who were very protective of their daughters. I just saw him pulling that face as he walked into the house and then he immediately became this soft, gooey dad like HEY DEAR! (waving frantically) I wanted to get the picture of him waving AT her because that's what his interaction said he was doing, but nope, broom holder.
DeleteSometimes you can't make this up XD
Me either, but I couldn't resist when he rolled attraction for her after beating her with a newspaper lmao.