25 - Werewolf or Were-Targaryen?

Household Status: 
Liam Messorem - Daddy, Werewolf, Young Adult.

Adilyn Messorem - Mommy, Witch, Young Adult.

Blaze Messorem - Boy #1, Werewolf, Young Adult.

Brylee Messorem - Girl #1, Witch, Young Adult.

Bastian Messorem - Boy #2, Werewolf, Teen.

Bethany Messorem - Girl #2, Werewolf, Teen.

Bentley Messorem - Boy #3, Werewolf, Teen.
Benny Messorem - Boy #4, Witch, Teen.
Belle Messorem - Girl #3, Werewolf, Teen.
Brielle Messorem - Girl #4, Witch, Child.
Briony Messorem - Girl #5, Witch, Child.
Bianca Messorem - Girl #6, Werewolf, Toddler.
Beona Messorem - Girl #7, Werewolf, Toddler.
Brighton Messorem - Boy #5, Witch, Toddler.
Brett Messorem - Boy #6, Werewolf, Toddler.

I'm tallying up scores, you can read about it here!

Where did we leave off?

Oh, right. 

Full moon crazies.

Also, when did Frances go blond? 

(Lol I say as she has her boyfriend Bastian in a chokehold)

Bastian: h-halp me!

I could but... nah. 

If there's one thing that Beth taught me it's that the female werewolves are stronger than the male werewolves. Never try to practice fighting with one unless you're prepared to land on your ass, mate.

Father and son merge to become one being.

Just kidding, it's just an awkward hug. 

Both boys learn it's best to head back to the easels. 

You know, I know you didn't ask for my thoughts at this point and time during my game, but here they are anyways:

OH MY GOD, HOLY FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK? AGAIN? ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK?!

I know someone will gain monumental amounts of wisdom from it.

Adilyn welcomes the now-blonde Frances into the family. 

Adilyn: Just be careful you don't sign up to have 24 babies, lest you end up 13 kids deep and not a date night in sight.

Frances: Uh... huh... (backs away slowly)

Liam: (sulks and wishes for the mass extinction of the alien race)

Not really, but that's what I was doing. 

Brighton is a super sweet boy! I want to see more blue-haired babies!

It was at this point I was debating making Brighton my Bad Apple. I get the feeling this next pregnancy will be that, though. I'd kind of like to get a boy/girl set that I can just knock both of them out at once with. We'll see, however, if the cards are in my favor anymore.

Liam, in the background, is working to teach Brett how to walk. 

This is a Liam face if  I ever saw one.

So cute!

They knocked that skill right out of the park!

Now don't you think that Bastian has given up on painting ladies just yet - it's just now this one has BLUE hair, like him. Perhaps a daughter he sees in his future? 

(snorts) 

No idea.

Ah, the lovely table manners of the Messorems. Life is good.

Brighton is now a fully talkative little boy! Look at those wittle fists! 

Potty training: check! 

One normalized Frances as the sun rises... 

Some people become horrible creatures in the light of the moon and some... just become... a Targaryen? 

WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?

Either way, both are fearsome and one should always be weary of both were-beasts and were-Targaryens.

BRYLEE.
BRYYYLEEEEE.

Why do you take after your father so friggin much?

Brighton: Woooosh! Woah!

You know, this would be the 13th child to learn how to walk here and... I've never gotten tired of these interactions.

It's all so cute!

Blaze: So NOISY. This doesn't help my migraine! 

Oh yes, it was at this time I was having Blaze throw a house party because... why not?

Ahh, that's why it's noisy! I forgot I queued her up to cut all of the gems she ever found.

Brighton learns how to walk! Which surely means:

Brett is learning how to talk!

Blaze: YOU get a friendship!

Blaze: and YOU get a friendship!

Blaze: EVERYBODY GETS A FRIENDSHIP!

In other news, Blaze has now befriended all of his coworkers and his boss, so that should help metrics a bit.

The wish-granting police came to town and bought us a boat and a gnub set, both of which, I'm betting, will go entirely unused the rest of this challenge.

Ode to morning sickness. I no longer have the joys of showing pictures of her barfing with the all-in-ones, so you'll simply have to take me at my word as she runs away.

Not sure if I've mentioned this, but Briony has locked in the LTW of Chess Legend, while her sister Brielle has locked in Master Acrobat. 

(sighs) guess I'll have to send the snubbing police to Edward's house too. Maybe Edward and Helen should date? They're the only ones left in town (it seems) that ISN'T a Messorem! They can perhaps flourish in the mutual snubbing?

I turn my back for a few seconds and Blaze has snatched a dance with his boss. Nice try, buddy, but that won't get you any closer to your promotion, unfortunately.

Liam, now is not the time to contemplate your life and existence, your wife has one of your thirteen babies behind you, and your youngest needs to finish learning how to talk, so SHOO. 

Success! The babes are all 100% skilled! 

Belle is pretty, and her LTW and skills are coming along swimmingly and-

STOP THE PRESSES. 

IT'S GRADUATION TIME.

(The writer throws hands up) JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL, cause this is gonna wreck ALL the schedules.

And it did. 

It very, very much did.

Adilyn: Oh look, now is the PERFECT time to announce how pregnant I am!

Everyone: QUICK. WE MUST ALL RUSH FOR THE BABIES. ALL AT ONCE. EVEN THOUGH SOME ARE SLEEPING, AND SOME ARE CRAWLING. EVERYONE. ALL TOGETHER NOW. WE WILL NEED ALL 9 OF US FOR ALL 4 BABIES. 

Adilyn: Oh what beautiful children we have.

I'm so glad we're having another!

Whatever floats your boats, kiddos. 

Everyone: QUICK, INSIDE THE BUILDING WE MUST GO!

... Except Liam and Bianca. They got left behind. 

Oh, and poor Benny too. 

Eventually Liam picked up the action to go to City Hall and he went, but that left Benny and Bianca at home.

Brylee got Valedictorian and both graduated with honors. 

Liam: (makes a beeline for Adilyn to love on autonomously)

NOPE time to go home! Shoo! Shoo!

Beth was getting sick because she cut a tiberium the previous night and I forgot to pull it out of her inventory. Whoops.

Beanbag chairs in this game have warning tags on them, I find this amusing.

General chaos resumes in the wake of graduation day. Blaze chats with Brielle.

Beth hunts for gems.

And I went endlessly wish fulfilling for toddler-wish related wishes.

Legit, everyone began passing the babies around like a peace pipe.

Brylee tended to her pet Balt and joined in.

This would be less tedious if we could pass toddlers from one person to the next like we can in real life, but alas, that's too much to ask.

Adilyn gets some time with Briony to share a hug (and knock out another wish).

Twin pillow fight!

Typical Blaze.

The house still feels like it's on fire from all the chaos and baby-passing.

Briony got a nasty surprise under the bed.

Brylee found a bird outside, and Bianca and Beona had their child birthdays! Beona first (though Bianca is the older twin).

She gains the Rebellious trait.

She's pretty cute!

I got panned over to Bianca just in time for Adilyn to finish Blaze's portrait so I set up the museum really fast.

Finally we'll end this chapter on Bianca growing up to child!

She gains the Clumsy trait!

Slow, but good progress has been made today! Let's hope it continues!

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