This challenge was completed before writing this update. Some spoilers are hidden in white font [between brackets], just highlight them to see. I know some people don't like being let in on the details at the end of the file before it hits, so hopefully this satisfies all!
Household Status:
Liam Messorem - Daddy, Werewolf, Young Adult.
Adilyn Messorem - Mommy, Witch, Young Adult.
Brooke Messorem - Bad Apple Girl #8, Werewolf, Teen.
Baer Messorem - Bad Apple Boy #7, Werewolf, Teen.
Blossom Messorem - Girl #9, Witch, Teen.
Blake Messorem - Boy #8, Witch, Teen.
Bevan Messorem - Boy #9, Fairy, Child.
Bria Messorem - Girl #10, Vampire, Child.
Brynne Messorem - Girl #11, Genie, Toddler.
Baron Messorem - Boy #10, Mermaid, Toddler.
Blade Messorem - Boy #11, Ghost, Burrito.
Babette Messorem - Girl #12, Human, Burrito.
Boo Messorem - Boy #12, Human, Burrito.
Brynne Messorem - Girl #11, Genie, Toddler.
Baron Messorem - Boy #10, Mermaid, Toddler.
Blade Messorem - Boy #11, Ghost, Burrito.
Babette Messorem - Girl #12, Human, Burrito.
Boo Messorem - Boy #12, Human, Burrito.
[COMPLETE Score (5/23/18): 6,342]
Shit man, gimme dem babies!
(chokes)
(snorts)
Babe you're precious. You need someone happy to join your life. I will find you that someone precious. I WILL!
[Hindsight is 20/20. She meets one of the boys I put down later and they super latch onto each other, despite it being odd to me, yet looking back on this notif now I find it absolutely adorable that it took her so long to find someone who just understood her type of crazy.]
BAHAHAHAHA, as if she could do military training...
So it was about this point that I was sick and tired of seeing old people pop up on my SP newsfeed, taking up all the spacethat could be used for Kefka/Olivia so I purged all the elders in the neighborhood house by house. Upon relaxing in my nice, clean neighborhood, I decided to place down two more men I had hanging loose in my Sim Bin who are minor characters in my stories: Sen Jikan and Ryan Wolf, so you'll be seeing some of them around.
(Groaning) why is this the only place I see notifs about Olivia? Nothing about her cuteness. Nope.
Lol you guys just got together but apparently that was like the strike of lightning Simone needed.
Bruca. Bruca. Bruca!
Lol well he probably should after he knocked up another girl somehow AFTER getting together with her...
Good lord these two are addicted to each other.
Awk boy, awk.
These look like dupicates, but I swear they're not. I'm literally just getting dumped on by Sen/Simone love here...
And Bruca, but who could really complain about BRUCA?
Lol don't challenge the master.
Seriously though, I love these couples I DO but would it KILL SP to have ONE notif of Kefka and Olivia being cute?
... no...?
[It never happened. Ever. I'm still mad about it.]
Oh yea it was a field trip day apparently, lol, so have a random field trip notif that I'm sure I planned to have more of a narrative for...
Pew pew pew?
This notification strikes a chord in me.
I fixed up Blaze's house to accommodate his children (a rare thing I do these days) and yes, Adilyn and Liam tried to sneak in a woohoo (gross) in their son's bed. These two are RIDICULOUS.
So I sent them home to make use of the hot-tub instead.
What a pretty painting, Blossom keeps knocking me winded with them.
Goddammit, well there goes our smol pets. That's ok, I think I'm done taking care of pets.
[lol as if, of course one of the kids made a face and we got one later]
Uhm yes I think we all saw that one coming. Confirmed. It's not multiplication but addition. Negative plus a negative is definitely a negative.
???
(goes to check)
??????????????????????????????????????
If you mean Sol wearing the pants in the relationship game, then no no this is accurate.
BRUCA BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (intense wheezing) (rushes over)
Nathaniel... PERF.
We last ended off on a cliff-hanger! (Gasps)
I named him Boo, because f-me and my failure to name appropriately.
Babette - a female vampire.
Boo - a male ghost.
Baron - a male genie.
Blossom - a female fairy.
I had a dozen LIFESTATE appropriate names backed up and managed to miss ALL of them and not realize it until now. (shrugs) Ah well, we're here. I'm also kicking myself for not doing something fun for the last birth but... fuck it. I'm aiming to get done, not to be cute about it.
Brain: but why can't we do both?
Me: because I ain't gonna sacrifice more of my life to this!
Brynne's big eyes have me melting.
Time to teach the triplets how to drive, seeing as I'm now bottom heavy on children who cannot take care of themselves and have 2 useless "adults" who can (bad apples) that means I have to leave one of my capable triplets behind at all times while the parents are juggling teaching 3 teens how to drive.
Do any of you know that problem the Chicken, the Fox, and the hay - getting them across the river? Yeah, something something... that problem here. Blake gets left home to be the nursemaid to 3 burritos, 2 tots, and 2 children. Don't you LOVE drawing straws?!
Wait what are you doing child? No! You don't even get skill credit for that!
Well, everyone is still alive. A+ Blake. Way to go!
Two down!
Blossom returns to painting, Bria made it back to the sculpting table despite me shooing her from it, and finally Blake can get a shot at learning to drive.
Wow... so you couldn't hit with either daughter so you'll go for the momma? What is your DEAL duuuude. XD
Yeah, agreed, Adilyn.
Yessssssss!!!!!
Double yes! The burritos are growing legs! Babette went first!
She's not quite the Babette I know, but I don't even care! She's so cute!
That's the Babette I knew first. Precious Babette*.
*I use mods for her, but she's still cute in vanilla like the video.
Next up is Blade!
Hoooo I like him already, comes with a natural Brooke repellent built in!
Here he bes without ghostliness.
OFC he'd get my eye/hair color combo. (grumbles)
Hoooo but he's super cute at this angle.
I love finding new photographic angles, preps me for when I'm getting into the nitty gritty with my stories.
Get it Brynne!
I see Liam is hard at work...
Sorry Blake, I got a bit carried away and didn't see your father slacking on the job, but... good news for me everyone!
SO LONG, FAREWELL!
Caught her right as she was about to snatch up a baby somewhere!
Blossom took up the job and got straight to work, because by this point Blossom had somehow completed the skill challenge that makes her paint faster, which Adilyn has (somehow) yet to do. I want this chick out my hair as soon as friggin POSSIBLE.
Meanwhile:
Take me theerrreeee!
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HOW
HOW?!
HOW?!?!?!
HOW does she manage TWO perfect genetic children in a ROW.
(Kicks stuff around room, throwing a fit)
IT TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG IN MY FILE DEDICATED TO YOU SOL. THIS ISN'T FAIR.
top it all off with the fact that SP acts like Kefka/Olivia ISN'T a thing just makes me want to throw this whole file out the WINDOW sometimes!
So I stalked them, and of course they're still fine and the most lovey-dovey anyone has ever seen. SP just pretends they don't exist for some stupid reason. You know I'd LOVE to hear about it SP. REALLY.
TRULY.
Hehehe, she's so CUTE!
Finally! Triplets done! Have some insane tot-spam!
+ one bonus burrito, lucky you! Now some notification spam!
Aww, Brighton congratulat--
(literally 5 in-game minutes later; yes I counted)
Whoops?
How does one get in a relationship with one woman, than WHOOPS a baby into the other in less than 5 sim minutes? Did you confirm your relationship, trip and "whoops" right onto her? If so you should probably see a doctor...
Let me find the proof:
So... that happened.
She's. So. Freaking. Cute!
Guys NO.
We're done now. You hear?
Done!
D-o-n-e.
DONE.
More Notif Spam!
Shit man, gimme dem babies!
(chokes)
(snorts)
Babe you're precious. You need someone happy to join your life. I will find you that someone precious. I WILL!
[Hindsight is 20/20. She meets one of the boys I put down later and they super latch onto each other, despite it being odd to me, yet looking back on this notif now I find it absolutely adorable that it took her so long to find someone who just understood her type of crazy.]
BAHAHAHAHA, as if she could do military training...
Aw, shit, Bani down! Bani down!
...
The teens all bumbled home together, bringing a... plus one? I don't remember.
Whoever that stranger is, she's helping Brynne.
So it was about this point that I was sick and tired of seeing old people pop up on my SP newsfeed, taking up all the space
Like here, when Simone literally could not wait 2 hours after me placing him to snatch him right up.
This is him. I'm sure I have a picture of Ryan, but that'll come later.
Slight Story spoiler/hint?: [He's notorious for showing up in SOTN HERE where he has relevance.]
The penguin tot march back to the tot beds and a tuck-in fest is had by Baer who does it all autonomously... you know like a good child would. Baer is a poster bad-apple child.
(Groaning) why is this the only place I see notifs about Olivia? Nothing about her cuteness. Nope.
Lol you guys just got together but apparently that was like the strike of lightning Simone needed.
Bruca. Bruca. Bruca!
Lol well he probably should after he knocked up another girl somehow AFTER getting together with her...
Good lord these two are addicted to each other.
Lol good luck with that Beona. So in the meantime I'm not even remotely done with notifications, because at this point in the game I kind of forgot to screenshot equally and... well I was kind of a mess.
Tickles were had all around! Babette has a sweet happy face.
She's even adorable when she's sad. Though I swear by this point I'm fed up with the tots sobbing over nothing. Yes I know you decided to drop your queue for no apparent reason, stop whining about it and do something else instead?
Brynne is an exception though, she's too cute to leave crying.
Baer is such a model child. Doesn't break anything or enter any dreamscapes...
Anywho, time for more notification spam. XD
Yea I'm just gonna do 'em all in a big chunk so those who find it boring can just skip right over it. Seem fair?
Awk boy, awk.
These look like dupicates, but I swear they're not. I'm literally just getting dumped on by Sen/Simone love here...
And Bruca, but who could really complain about BRUCA?
Lol don't challenge the master.
Seriously though, I love these couples I DO but would it KILL SP to have ONE notif of Kefka and Olivia being cute?
... no...?
[It never happened. Ever. I'm still mad about it.]
Oh yea it was a field trip day apparently, lol, so have a random field trip notif that I'm sure I planned to have more of a narrative for...
Pew pew pew?
Does this have something to do with your illegitimate child that's on the way possibly? I mean, not that I could even fathom why...
Here's my pictures of the previously mentioned 'pew pew pew.'
Also I was getting grumbly about all those messages about OTHER sims so I popped in to see Olivia cause I saw her walking and I stalk her regularly.
Synchronized Tot-Pot action!
Look at dem adorable pixel butts!
This notification strikes a chord in me.
THERE IT IS! Precious Belle gets her precious someone! Ryan will be good to you, I pinky-promise, bae!
So anyways Liam and Adilyn got invited to a party at Blaze's. I got the notif that it was time to head over so I sent Liam and Adilyn over for a few minutes as I settled the rest of the family. When I panned over -
Liam had arrived and beelined in to snatch a baby.
What can I say, even when he's not a werewolf he can smell his grand-offspring miles away...
... and the house was being haunted BTW. Good thing Agonin is here!
(snorts hard) god I never thought I'd say that...
Liam agrees.
ldsajgl;dkasjglaskjg;dlaskjgasljd;glkdasjglkajs;lgtakj RED ALERT. WE FINALLY GOT ONE.
And it isn't even a GUSHY ONE. Oh well, freaking BABIES FINALLY. They've been in this file for AGES. Quizzie is rocking two children, Casper is rocking THREE children, Sol is rocking TWO children...
Story Spoilers: [it's actually very fitting because Olivia and Kefka go through fertility issues anyways, so I actually found this a little EERILY spot on for them, especially in the coming moments and birth of the child in this file which I'll do another one of these for when that actually happens.]
Get it, Beona? Lol neither of these two have a good track record so... maybe it'll work? A negative time a negative equals a positive?
What a nice night for Agonin to get a job - he even gets fed by a Celebrity Chef.
I fixed up Blaze's house to accommodate his children (a rare thing I do these days) and yes, Adilyn and Liam tried to sneak in a woohoo (gross) in their son's bed. These two are RIDICULOUS.
So I sent them home to make use of the hot-tub instead.
What a pretty painting, Blossom keeps knocking me winded with them.
Goddammit, well there goes our smol pets. That's ok, I think I'm done taking care of pets.
[lol as if, of course one of the kids made a face and we got one later]
Uhm yes I think we all saw that one coming. Confirmed. It's not multiplication but addition. Negative plus a negative is definitely a negative.
???
(goes to check)
??????????????????????????????????????
If you mean Sol wearing the pants in the relationship game, then no no this is accurate.
BRUCA BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (intense wheezing) (rushes over)
Nathaniel... PERF.
Seriously though, this is accurate but where is Olivia?
Kefka could trounce anyone at chess. He thinks too much.
Lol once again this game reminds me that these two have caught fire for each other and won't ever burn out. XD
(snorts) I'm sorry I just can't....
This seems like a good stopping point. Sorry for bombarding with notifs. I can't swear I won't do it again, actually I can promise you I will.
Just how I organized myself during this crazy push...
TTFN, ta-ta for now!
Go Belle, you adorable little gardener, you. Glad you found someone to love.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Nathanial has grandparent blue hair, could he BE anymore perfect?